Line O’ The Day:
“It’s not uncommon for sportswriters to have man-crushes on athletes, but when you lead with this Freudian slip, you’re bound to raise some eyebrows: ‘The afternoon sun was orgasmic. … Yet nothing was more radiant than Matt Barkley‘s smile.’” [Ed Note: Yikes] [Deadspin]
Best of the Best (Reagan Hypocrisy Edition):
“The controversy about carrying guns in public is not new. In 1967, however, the political alignments on this issue were completely different. Many conservatives (and others) objected when the Black Panthers insisted on exercising this right. In response, Governor Ronald Reagan signed the Mulford Act banning the carrying of guns in public.” [Independent Institute]
Why Your Team Sucks:
News in the Pants:
- World Economic Forum: Swiss Topple US as Most Competitive Economy [Yahoo!]
- Cheating Spouses [MSN]
- Detonation of Liquid Explosives [BBC]
- Terrelle Pryor May Not be the Best Spokesman for Michael Vick [Deadspin]
- Late Preseason Transactions Send Bill Simmons into Murder Spasms of Doucheiosity [KSK]
- SEC Releases 477-Page Report on How it Missed Madoff [Gothamist]
- Meet the BMW Vision EfficientDynamics Concept [BMWblog]
- The Losingiest Losers: A Pirates’ Fan Looks at 17 [Deadspin]
- Double the Peter King! Double the Kit Kats! [KSK]
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