Line O’ the Day:
“HER: I just realized we’re eating too many fatty foods.
ME: How do you know that, apart from the fact that I’m fat?
HER: (whispers despite no one else being in the room) Because I took a shit and it floated.
ME: I don’t love you anymore.” Big Daddy Drew, The Biggest, Dirtiest, Poopiest Mailbag Yet [Deadspin]
Best of the Best:
- Homosexual Selection: the Power of Same-Sex Liaisons [New Scientist]
- Why Flash Forward Fails [io9]
- Friday Night Blight: Why High Football is Ground Zero for the Concussion Epidemic [Deadspin]
- American Indian Land Sold Off by IRS to Pay for Taxes [The Guardian]
- Surging into Disaster [Eric Margolis via LRC]
- Invisible Power [CNN Money]
- O=W [William Lind via LRC]
- A Brief History of Campus Recruiting Hostesses [Deadspin]
Remains:
- Targeted Twilight Ads: Hot Topic and Plus-Sized Clothes [Filmdrunk]
- McG Plans More Terminators, Still an Idiot [Filmdrunk]
- Ten Worst Television Shows of the Aughts [Pajiba]
- The Glowing Hotel with Moving Pictures on Its Side [io9]
- This is How a Record Made of Ice Sounds [io9]
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes [The Independent]
- Sanctuary’s Greatest Battle: Vampire Squid vs. Sea Scorpion [io9]
- The Most Hostile Regions on Earth Where Biology Got a Toehold [io9]
- Why Harlan Ellison May be a Good Thing for a New Star Trek [io9]
- Isles’ Witt Hit by Car in Morning: Plays at Night [TSN]
- Last Night’s Winners: Shysters [Deadspin]
- Cody the Convenience Store Dog Must Go, State Says [St. Petersburg Times]
- Murder Music Performer Brings Violent Message to Uganda, Sponsored by Pepsi [Box Turtle Bulletin]
- Mythbusters Annihilate a Car at Near the Speed of Sound [AutoBlog]
- The Top 30 Fittest Professional Athletes (Ed Note: How did a race car driver get in there?) [FitnessUFitter]
- The Houston Dome [Discovery Channel]
- Woman Hounded (and Fined a Year’s Salary) for Trying to Live in Seattle on $10 an Hour [Don't Tase Me, Bro]
- Boeing and the Higgs Effect [Organizations and Markets]
- 67% Say White House Party Crashers Should be Punished [Rasmussen Reports]
- Academic Spar with Populists over Fed Audits [WSJ]
- Will Missouri Nullify Federal Gun Laws? [Tenth Amendment]
- Social Security Will Go Bust in 2010 [Gary North via LRC]
- Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details of Tiger Fling [Deadspin]
- Deep Inside the Comcast/TV Guide Sports Listing Conspiracy [Deadspin]
- Tim Thomas Brawl Classes Up Denny’s [Deadspin]
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