30
Mar
10

Roundup – Twilight Clap

Line O’ the Day:

“Here’s another way Bradford could screw up his draft stock: By the Rams suddenly realizing that giving $41+ million guaranteed to a guy who won the Heisman two years ago by padding his stats against the absolute shittiest Big 12 defenses you have ever seen or ever will see, is perhaps not as wise as giving that money to fucking Kong.

“Quick aside: This is a football column, yes? And yet, here we are, talking about baseball. Even worse, talking about PRESEASON baseball, perhaps the most meaningless thing in the universe outside of a Foo Fighters lyric.

These Rays scare this Red Sox follower. Oh no! I’m so concerned for you! A young, likable team might challenge your deathless corporate douche factory!” – Big Daddy Drew, Peter King’s Monday Morning Third Base Coach [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Best of the Best:

The Remains:


0 Responses to “Roundup – Twilight Clap”



  1. Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

%d bloggers like this: