19
Dec
09

Holiday Roundup – Drunken 4-Year Olds

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Line O’ the Day:

“‘The photographer requested a bottle of Veuve Clicquot champagne and a six-pack of Samuel Adams. Mine was pie and a tub of Cool Whip.’ Good Lord that is sexy. What I wouldn’t give to watch her pour that champagne on her breasts while I had sex with the pie.”  – Matt Ufford, Olivia Munn Eats a Tub of Cool Whip [Warming Glow]

Best of the Best:

The Remains:

A Hazy Legal Maze

Grocery Store | New York, USA

Customer: “What cigarettes would you recommend?”

Me: “I’m actually only 16, I don’t smoke.”

Customer: “Oh well then which cigars are your favorite?”

Me: “I’m only 16, I don’t smoke.”

Customer: “Okay then. Do you sell marijuana?”

Me: “That’s actually illegal.”

Customer: “What? When did that happen?”

Vodpod videos no longer available.
Advertisements

0 Responses to “Holiday Roundup – Drunken 4-Year Olds”



  1. Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


Categories


%d bloggers like this: