Line O’ the Day:
“You listen to me, Jets fan. This ain’t your father’s Jets. Your father was a pussy. I’m sorry, son, but it’s true. Hell, these ain’t even your grandpas Jets. These are the fucking Rex Ryan Jets. We’re gonna fucking annihilate those fuckers. Then we’re gonna stomp on their heads. Then we’re gonna eat turkey drumsticks, drink Beam right from the bottle, sing Def Leppard karaoke, and bang 17-year-olds in the mouth. You ready? You gonna do some fucking?” [KSK]
Deadspin:
- Lidge Meltdown Brings Fan Meltdown
- Sean Salisbury Gets the Final Word. I think.
- Lamar and Khloe–a Tale of Romance and Bar Tabs [Big Daddy Drew]
- Mark Schlereth is Awful and Needs to be Liquidated [Big Daddy Drew]
NEWS ON TOP:
- NFL has No Business Being in Jacksonville [Yahoo!]
- Cat Congress Mired in Sunbeam [The Onion]
- 25 Favorite Fake Movie Brands [Gunaxin]
- Yes, You Should Start Felix Jones This Week: the KSK Football/Sex Mailbag, Featuring the Saddest Letter of All Time [KSK]
- Al Franken Reads 4th Amendment to Justice Department Official [The Washington Independent]
- Pritchard Discovers the Crashing Monetary Data [The Economic Policy Journal]
- Army to Allow Iraq War Objector to Resign [MSNBC]
- Animals with Light Sabers [animalswithlightsabers.com]
- Bank Bailout Reject Embraced by Declawed Tiger [Bloomberg]
- Fed’s Focus on Exit Ignores Unguarded Entrance [Bloomberg]