Line O’ the Day:
“My friend went to Japan last week for work. He ate dinner with a Japanese translator. The waiter put something down on his plate. He ate the object, which was very good. He asked the translator what it was he just ate. The translator says, ‘I can’t really explain what you just ate in English.’
“What the fuck could this dude have eaten that a professional translator couldn’t even communicate it to him? ‘Well, we start with an ostrich. Then we have a buffalo jizz on its face. Then we feed it miso paste…'” – Big Daddy Drew, Because Prime Time is Where the Motherfucking Draft Belongs. Your 2010 NFL Draft Jamboroo [Deadspin]
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- Toxic Airborne Fungus from Oregon Spreading Across West Coast [io9]
- Suddenly Everyone’s Saying Mean Things About Bryce Harper [Tommy Craggs via Deadspin]
- “The Homo Quota” – Inside the World of Gay Softball [Barry Petchesky via Deadspin]
- 5 Animals that are Terrifyingly Hard to Kill [Cracked]
- Welcome To The Banana Republic: GM In Hot Water With FTC Over Misleading “Repaid Bailout” Ad When All Just TARP Shuffle [Zero Hedge]
- Feeling Warehoused in Army Trauma Care Units [New York Times]
- Questioning the Pope [New York Times]
- Eric Sprott: Weakness Begets Weakness: from Banks to Sovereigns to Banks – Must Read [Zero Hedge]
- Unlearned Lessons from the Steven Hatfill Case [Glenn Greenwald via Salon]
The Remains:
- Sword Wielding Robots and Robots with Skin [Gamma Squad]
- Four Arguments Against Immortality [io9]
- It Shatters Windows. It Controls Fluids. It’s the Bernoulli Effect [io9]
- Crappiest Save the Earth Movie Messages of All Time [Meredith Woerner via io9]
- And “Comedy Week” Comes to a Close with an Angry Email from Sarah Silverman [AJ Daulerio via Deadspin]
- Man Arrested for Attacking Corpse During Funeral [NC BUY]
- Caps Removes Own Tooth [Deadspin]
- Last Night’s Winner: Ex-MLB Managers Who Take Down Nutjobs on Planes [Deadspin]
- Guest Post: Hard Evidence Of Goldman’s Corrupt Intent And The Myth Of The Sophisticated Investor [Zero Hedge]
- Jeremy Grantham: This Is Nothing But The Greenspan Legacy’s Latest Bubble, America Is Now “Thorougly Expensive” [Zero Hedge]
- The Peter King Mockery of Record [Christmas Ape via KSK]
- Questions About Brandon Marshall but Not Related to Marital Abuse: the KSK Sex /Fantasy Football Mailbag [Captain Caveman via KSK]
- 12 Grisly, Unsolved Murder Cases [LIFE]
- Internet Meme Hall of Fame: Hilarious Craigslist Personal Ads [Nerve]
- Various Matters [Glenn Greenwald via Salon]