Line O’ the Day:
Mike Brown loves drafting quarterbacks. He also loves gambling on them. That’s what this is, of course. A gamble.
“Mike Brown loves gambling on quarterbacks.” Fixed? Fixed. Name five grammatical constructs poorer than the one above. You can’t. Ross Tucker loves popcorn. He also loves eating it. That’s what you do with popcorn. You eat it.
– Big Daddy Drew, In Which Peter King Explains Precisely How He Boned Over Cam Newton [KSK]
Best of the Best:
Curveball: How US was duped by Iraqi fantasist looking to topple Saddam [The Guardian]
As Curveball watched Powell make the US case to invade Iraq, he was hiding an admission that he has not made until now: that nearly every word he had told his interrogators from Germany’s secret service, the BND, was a lie.
Victor Shih on the Chinese Economy [Victor Shih via The Browser] [sic]
The biggest misperception about China is that it’s a dynamic market economy – it isn’t. It’s a fast-growing, state-dominated economy with some dynamic, private-market aspects. If you look at investment, a main driver of growth, much of it is going to state-owned enterprises (SOEs) or shareholding companies dominated by state entities. Or it’s going directly to government investments carried out at a central or local level. The misperception has abated recently following Richard McGregor’s book on the Chinese Communist Party. People are realising that the party is still behind much of what happens in China.
Why would people confess to crimes they didn’t commit? [Iowa State University via io9]
Interrogation is frightening. Confessing to something so they can go free immediately may sound better than toughing it out – especially if the suspect believes that they will ultimately be exonerated in a trial. After all, how could they not be exonerated? They’re innocent.
Augmented nose sniffs out illegal smells [The New Scientist via io9]
A team led by Rafi Haddad at the Weizmann Institute of Science in Rehovot, Israel, found that an e-nose correctly classified bad odours 90 per cent of the time – even when encountering them for the first time. This accuracy persisted when comparing the e-nose to the opinion of people from Israel and Ethiopia, suggesting that it is chemical structure and biological hard-wiring, not cultural preference, which sets the molecules people find offensive.
Could a pigeon be the next great art critic? [NCBI ROFL via io9]
If the birds pecked a key after viewing a “good” painting, they received a food reward (mmm, birdseed!), but they got no reward if they pecked the key after viewing a “bad” painting. The scientist then set the pigeons loose on the five previously unseen “good” and “bad” paintings. Lo and behold, the birds were able to correctly classify the new paintings, pecking after the new “good” pictures 35% of the time but after the “bad” ones only 15% of the time.
In Death Valley, the rocks move when no one’s looking [MSNBC via io9]
When walking through Racetrack Playa, a dried up lake bed in Death Valley, it’s not unusual to see these moving rocks, with their long tracks stretched out behind them. They’re never moved into any kind of structure, so it’s unlikely that humans are doing – although scientists have not ruled out some kind of prank. The occasional rains in southeastern California can flood the lake beds. Rains can create small rivers that go for miles, so parts of the desert can flood even when there isn’t a cloud in the sky. But rocks don’t float, so how do they manage to move themselves?
A campaign to replace the N-word in Huckleberry Finn with the word “robot” [Laughing Squid via io9]
To protest NewSouth’s revision, Gabriel Diani and Etta Devine started a satirical Kickstarter project devoted to publishing an edition of Huck Finn that substitutes the N-word with “robot.”
Cocaine changes the way your entire genome works [io9]
More than just a hell of a drug, cocaine can alter your genome — potentially for a very long time. It hits the part of your brain associated with reward, and changes the way genomes in this region behave. Essentially, it takes over gene regulation activity from another, naturally occurring protein in the brain.
Carbon dating shows the world’s most mysterious document may be older than previously thought. [Scientific American and Science Blog via io9]
Carbon dating has revealed the book, or at least the paper of the book, to be even earlier than imagined. University of Arizona scientists have announced that the Voynich Manuscript dates back to the early, not late 1400s. It could be a full century older than it appears. The manuscript itself has still not been deciphered, but now that it’s not a 1920s hoax, what is it? And if it was created in the early 1400s, but its bathing beauties sport hair popular in the late 1400s, why is it so prescient about women’s hairstyles?
Troy “Escalade” Jackson, Not Your Typical Streetballer, Dies At 35 [Emma Carmichael on Deadspin]
At 6’10” and 400 pounds, Jackson wasn’t quick and he didn’t really have leaping ability — two near requirements for streetball — but he was a beloved presence and something of a legend on the AND1 Mixtape Tour, which he joined in 2002.
“You Have To Accept My Pain”: An Interview With Dave Duerson Three Months Before His Suicide [Dave Duerson and Rob Trucks via Deadspin]
In the NFL, I was ostracized from Day One — not by my teammates but by my defensive coordinator. I was drafted by the Bears in 1983. My first day walking into Halas Hall, I met Buddy Ryan. He knew I’d gone to Notre Dame, and he asked me if I was one of those doctors or lawyers. I said, “Yes, sir.” He said, “Well, you won’t be here too long, because I don’t like smart niggers.”
Judge tosses suit against Obama health care plan [Associated Press]
A federal judge on Tuesday threw out a lawsuit claiming that President Barack Obama’s requirement that all Americans have health insurance violates the religious freedom of those who rely on God to protect them.
In Census, Young Americans Increasingly Diverse [New York Times]
Instead, growth has come from minorities, particularly Hispanics, as more Latino women enter their childbearing years. Blacks, Asians and Hispanics accounted for about 79 percent of the national population growth between 2000 and 2009, Mr. Johnson said. The result has been a changed American landscape, with whites now a minority of the youth population in 10 states, including Arizona, where tensions over immigration have flared, said William H. Frey, a demographer at the Brookings Institution.
Coca-Cola’s Secret Recipe Finally Revealed (Updated) [This American Life via Time via Gizmodo]
Truth be told though, it’s impossible to fully replicate Coke’s recipe because there’s one ingredient only Coca-Cola can get: fluid extract of coca (which is coca leaves stripped of cocaine). Only one factory can process those leaves and only Coca-Cola has a special deal with the DEA that allows them to use it. So even if the secret is out, we’re still missing the Coke in our Cola.
What ESPN Won’t Let Player X Say: Prenups, Popping Asses, And Watching Your Wife Get Pounded [Player X via Deadspin]
But we have the original draft Player X composed, before the editing process sanitized it completely. The draft sheds a lot of light on what athletes are really going through, and how unpublishable the experience is.
Special Report: U.S. cables detail Saudi royal welfare program [Reuters]
Grandchildren received around $27,000 a month, “according to one contact familiar with the stipends” system, the cable says. Great-grandchildren received about $13,000 and great-great- grandchildren $8,000 a month. “Bonus payments are available for marriage and palace building,” according to the cable, which estimates that the system cost the country, which had an annual budget of $40 billion at the time, some $2 billion a year. “The stipends also provide a substantial incentive for royals to procreate since the stipends begin at birth.”
Qaddafi YouTube Spoof by Israeli Gets Arab Fans [New York Times]
Mr. Alooshe, who at first did not identify himself on the clip as an Israeli, started receiving enthusiastic messages from all around the Arab world. Web surfers soon discovered that he was a Jewish Israeli from his Facebook profile — Mr. Alooshe plays in a band called Hovevey Zion, or the Lovers of Zion — and some of the accolades turned to curses. A few also found the video distasteful. But the reactions have largely been positive, including a message Mr. Alooshe said he received from someone he assumed to be from the Libyan opposition saying that if and when the Qaddafi regime fell, “We will dance to ‘Zenga-Zenga’ in the square.”
It Must Be March If The Cubs Are Fighting Each Other In The Dugout [Chicago Breaking News via Deadspin]
After giving up a six-run inning courtesy of a handful of errors, Carlos Silva returned to the dugout and got into a fight. It was broken up, he was removed from the game, and kept away from reporters afterward because he was “not in the right frame of mind to talk.” Cubs Spring Training, people!
New evidence that life on Earth came from space [PNAS via io9]
Meteors may have seeded the planet with life-giving ammonia. New research adds more weight to the claim that the lifeless Earth may have been helped in the right direction by a stray asteroid. Carbon-containing meteorites found in the Antarctic have nitrogen locked away inside them. And when these meteorites are treated with heat, pressure and water, they emit ammonium — which the researchers argue was the precursor to complex biomolecules that formed the first single-celled creatures. The exciting part? The nitrogen found in the meteorites is measurably different from any found on the Earth. If this hunk of rock isn’t our ancient parent, it shows that one like it could very well have been.
How drugs go from healing mice in the lab, to sitting on your pharmacy shelves [Esther Inglis-Arkell on io9]
The news is full of headlines about some drug that has cured mice of everything from baldness to paralysis. Although these advances are real, their useful medical application for humans seems out of reach. What does it take for drugs to make the jump from animals to human testing? And when does a drug being tested on people finally make it into your pharmacy.
Another Runaway General: Army Deploys Psy-Ops on U.S. Senators [Michael Hastings on Rolling Stone]
The U.S. Army illegally ordered a team of soldiers specializing in “psychological operations” to manipulate visiting American senators into providing more troops and funding for the war, Rolling Stone has learned – and when an officer tried to stop the operation, he was railroaded by military investigators.
Can Al Qaeda Survive the Revolts? [Bruce Riedel via The Daily Beast]
The revolutions in Arab states this winter have demonstrated that the epicenter of al Qaeda’s global jihad has long moved away from the Arabs to Pakistan and south Asia. Aside from its branches in Iraq and Yemen it has been marginalized in the Arab world. Even in Iraq the Muslim Brotherhood has attacked it, and even in Gaza, Hamas has attacked it. It has sympathizers and may yet stage a comeback but for now it is on the margin. Thus these democratic changes have tremendous opportunity to weaken al Qaeda further and deal it death blows in countries where new open societies emerge with responsible democratic processes. In Pakistan by contrast, al Qaeda has a host of allies and fellow travelers. It works very closely with the Pakistani Taliban and with Lashkar e Tayyiba. It has long standing ties to the Afghan Taliban and the Haqqani network. Its leaders still find sanctuary in Pakistan and it helps to murder Pakistani leaders like Benazir Bhutto who fight it. You can’t argue with al Qaeda’s priorities. Pakistan has the fastest growing nuclear arsenal in the world so it makes sense to put your main effort there.
Whimsical Remains:
- Serious doubt cast on FBI’s anthrax case against Bruce Ivins [Glenn Greenwald on Salon]
- Swiss Voters Turn Back Gun Control Referendum [The New American]
- “Grapes of Wrath” Holds Lessons for Survival [Jim Quinn via Minyanville]
- Chicago Population Sinks to 1920 Level [Wall Street Journal]
- Remembering The Time Jay Mariotti Got Hazed In The Reds Clubhouse [Deadspin]
- Kornheiser Takes To Talk Radio To Blast Web’s Lack Of Craft And Nuance [Jack Dickey on Deadspin]
- HIV-Positive Tommy Morrison Says HIV Doesn’t Exist So He Has Unprotected Sex “Every Day” [Kansas City Star via Deadspin]
- In Which We Learn Jay Mariotti Is Still A Jackass [Emma Carmichael on Deadspin]
- Jim Gray’s Prerogative: Getting Thrown Off Golf Channel Coverage [Deadspin]
- How The NBA Ruined The H-O-R-S-E Competition [Ben Blatt on HSAC via Deadspin]
- A Chinese Gold Standard? [Alix Steel on The Street via Minyanville]
- Egypt and China, Economic Growth, 1 AD-2008 [The Big Picture]
- Giffords Shooting Is Not Cooling Firearms Ardor for Westerners [Bloomberg]
- On its way to ultradestructive megawatt power, Navy’s death ray laser breaks another record [Rebecca Boyle on Popular Science via io9]
- The strange story of how skinning your knees could give you cancer [io9]
- Would you pay $10,000 to turn your plastic into petroleum? [io9]
- Engineers just made the world’s first anti-laser [The New Scientist and BBC News via io9]
- Our genetic databases are already corrupted [io9]
- Trying to treat stress, scientists may have accidentally stumbled on a cure for baldness [Multiple Sources via io9]
- Stardust probe sifts through the remains of a collision between comet and machine [io9]
- How to trick young people into driving like the elderly [NCBI ROFL via io9]
- Biologists and dolphins have created a new inter-species language [io9]
- Why Water Is The Weirdest Liquid [Esther Inglis-Arkell on io9]
- To defeat ticks, we must first defeat the lizards [Proceedings of the Royal Society B via io9]
- Old news article predicted that wings would replace the automobile and stairs [Modern Mechanix via io9]
- The truth about why things smell bad: Vibrating molecules [ScienceNOW via io9]
- Local news report claims the government is controlling weather using airplanes [The Occultist via io9]
- Animals who live fast and die young could be the key to human life extension [Methods in Ecology and Evolution via io9]
- Laser-powered rockets could be our pipeline to outer space [Discovery News via io9]
- Amazing video explains evolution by showing 500 people tracing a line [io9]
- Two Futures, Decades Apart: Arcade Fire’s Suburbs vs. Rush’s Subdivisions [Annalee Newitz via io9]
- Particle accelerator reveals mysterious chemical reaction is destroying Van Gogh paintings [Analytical Chemistry via BBC News via io9]
- Egyptian mummy reveals the world’s earliest prosthetics — toes! [io9]
- Nanotechnology: what is reality and what is magic? [Ryan Anderson on Science in My Fiction via io9]
- No one can escape friction, not even in a vacuum. [The New Scientist via io9]
- Giant ice caverns lead the hunt for exotic particles [io9]
- Science reveals the shocking, mind-warping reason why people grunt during sex [NCBI ROFL via io9]
- Scientists are using sheep to decontaminate TNT-tainted land [Popular Science via io9]
- Where did all the world’s giants go? [Cyriaque Lamar via io9]
- Regular old ink-jet printers could soon be making replacement human skin [Discovery News via io9]
- How worried should we be about solar storms? [io9]
- Can humanity survive a population of over 10 billion people? [Population Council via io9]
- The world’s oldest water may be three kilometers below South Africa [io9]
- Report: your pets are walking deathtraps [Martin Gardiner on Improbable Research via io9]
- Amelia Earhart’s old letters hold clue to her disappearance [National Geographic via io9]
- Our galaxy is home to more than 50 billion planets…and 500 million potentially habitable ones [Discovery News via io9]
- You probably shouldn’t put a busy farmers’ market on train tracks [io9]
- Could kissing ease your allergies? [NCBI ROFL via io9]
- Scientists discover weird material that expands when poked [io9]
- Ten Things Bacteria Can Do That You Can’t [Esther Inglis-Arkell via io9]
- Getting stoned on cobra bites is totally not advisable [Mind Hacks via io9]
- Newspaper Actually Photoshops Out Player To Make Play Appear Offside [Deadspin]
- Lament Of The Knicks Fan Living Under The Specter Of Isiah [Deadspin]
- Cassy Herkelman Is The Bigger Person In The 112-Pound Weight Class [Deadspin]
- Why Isn’t Wall Street in Jail? [Matt Taibbi on Rolling Stone]
- Death Toll Mounts in Gulf [Wall Street Journal]
- Fed’s Hoenig Says Farmland Boom May Be ‘Unsustainable Bubble’ [Reuters]
- Driver screams “I’m high on cocaine” after car crash [Jalopnik]
- Sri Lanka’s Cricket World Cup Song Banned For Promoting Whale Mutilation [Deadspin]
- TV Gourmet: How to Make Milk Steak and Four Other Pop Culture Meals [Warming Glow]
- The “Curse of Negative Equity” [Calculated Risk]
- Fred to Save Planet [Fred Reed]
- Ghost Signs: traces of chicago’s history [The Art Institute of Chicago]
- Gadhafi Flails as Libya Splinters [Wall Street Journal]
- What’s Holding Back the Recovery? [Robert Higgs via The Independent Institute]
- Retiring Boomers Find 401(k) Plans Fall Short [Wall Street Journal]
- Obama pulls defense for law banning gay marriage [Reuters]
- Science proves that teachers should get tattoos [NCBI ROFL via io9]
- Cell phone radiation causes brain activity [Science Now via io9]
- Was Tyrannosaurus Rex a fearsome predator or just another scavenger? [PLoS ONE via io9]
- How humanity survived for 8000 years on the most extreme islands on Earth [University of Washington via io9]
- Ray Kurzweil uses math to prove that we have no energy crisis [Annalee Newitz on io9]
- A job application for restarting the human race after the nuclear apocalypse [Ptak Science Books via io9]
- Ambidextrous people are easier to manipulate than right-handed people [The New Scientist via io9]
- Why your body’s survival strategies cause ice cream headaches [Esther Inglis-Arkell via io9]
- The stigma of Japan’s ‘suicide apartments’ [BBC News]
- America’s Silliest Taxes [Forbes]
- Popular Hamelin Bay stingray slaughtered in front of screaming kids [Perth Now]
- Surprise House Effort to Defund Afghan War Falls Short [AntiWar]
- Man freed by Gov. Chris Christie speaks out about prison life, becoming a libertarian activist [The Daily Caller via Yahoo! News]
- Greater Germ Exposure Cuts Asthma Risk [Wall Street Journal]
- Plague Kills Scientist in First Laboratory Case in 50 Years [Bloomberg]
- Fleeing Egyptians Tell of Qaddafi’s ‘Bloodbath’ Across Libya [Bloomberg]
- The Naked Sledding Contest Was Just Held In Germany (NSFW) [Deadspin]
- Lenny Dykstra Vouches That Charlie Sheen Is A “Rock Star” And “F-ing Genius” [Deadspin]
- What We Talk About When We Talk About The Carmelo Anthony Trade [Luke O’Brien on Deadspin]
- Verizon Wireless Store Employees Are The Devil’s Afterbirth [Big Daddy Drew on Deadspin]
- Name Five Things Better Than This Peter King Year In Review. You Can’t. [Big Daddy Drew on KSK]
- Iraqi Crowds Air Grievances [Wall Street Journal]
- Al Jazeera Coverage Enrages Dictators, Wins Global Viewers [Bloomberg]
- HOENIG: THE USA HAS UNDERMINED CAPITALISM [Pragmatic Capitalism]
- What the renminbi means for American inflation [Raphael Auer via Vox]
- Dictator’s Nurse Is Silent [Wall Street Journal]
- The Billion Dollar Lost-Laptop Study [Intel]
- Google Forecloses On Content Farms With “Farmer” Algorithm Update [Searchengineland]
- Who’s Paid More? Experts Can Disagree [New York Times]
- The Myth of Japan’s ‘Lost Decades’ [Eamonn Fingleton via The Atlantic]
- How Roger Ebert And Charlie Sheen Will Help You Overcome Your Fear Of Death [Big Daddy Drew via Deadspin]
- Rick Barry: The Original Charles Barkley [Sports Radio Interviews on Deadspin]
- The Buzz Bissinger-Mark Cuban Twitter Fight, Transcribed And Animated [Buzz Bissinger and Mark Cuban via Deadspin]
- John Wooden’s Benchwarming Great Grandson Hits The Last Basket At UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion [Deadspin]
- Voodoo Sex Ritual Starts Fire? Voodoo Sex Ritual Starts Fire. [Daily News via Deadspin]
- How A Bad NCAA Rule Could Make Football’s Concussion Crisis Even Worse [Emma Carmichael on Deadspin]
- Oscar recap — The King’s Speech? Really? [Vince Mancini on FilmDrunk]
- The Madoff Tapes [Interview on New York Magazine]
- Without Good Faith: Explaining The Critical Ruling Against The NFL [Barry Petchesky on Deadspin]
- Rick Reilly Rips Off Rick Reilly … Again [Luke O’Brien on Deadspin]
- Court overturns theater’s fine for shushing black folks during Tyler Perry movie [Vince Mancini on FilmDrunk]
- Back to the future [Pondly]
- What happens when an insect scientist develops invisible bug syndrome? [io9]
- Every Philip K. Dick Movie Ranked from Best to Worst [Quiet Earth via Deadspin]
- Even mice can become snooty wine experts [NCBI ROFL via io9]
- Why blue whales shouldn’t exist [Carl Zimmer on The Loom via io9]
- Rise of the Neurothriller [Annalee Newitz on io9]
- Why stupidity can be the smartest survival strategy [Ecology Letters via io9]
- 10 Great Philip K. Dick Stories that Hollywood Hasn’t Filmed Yet [Charlie Jane Anders on io9]
- Advice from the U.S. government on how to furnish your nuclear apocalypse shelter [io9]
- In the future, we’ll undergo tests to avoid marrying frigid hubbies and tricky lesbians [Modern Mechanix via io9]
- Ghost Dog: Why this katana-swinging hitman is an urban legend [Cyriaque Lamar on io9]
- Swine flu and bird flu may team up to create a supervirus [Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences via io9]
- Meet the badass cancer assassin gene [The International Society for Stem Cell Research and Nature Cell Biology via io9]
- Game-playing monkeys reveal how we evolved self-awareness [BBC News via io9]
- Human magnets are actually just really greasy [Live Science via io9]
- In the 1950s, Ford Motor’s vice-president pushed for a flying car [Paleo-Future Blog via io9]
- Inside the mysterious mechanics of a mud volcano [Science via io9]
- How fire ants invaded North America, then the world, in just a few decades [Science via io9]
- A rare glimpse of an American tragedy that took place 11,500 years ago [Science via io9]
- At last scientists offer a possible explanation for urban hipsters [Science News via io9]
- Design and History of Tahrir Square [Interview of Nezar AlSayyad on Dwell]
- The Fibonacci Series: When Math Turns Golden [Esther Inglis-Arkell on io9]
- Modified Plants Guard Against Chemical Warfare [PLoS via io9]
- Want to pass on your genes? Polygamy isn’t the solution. [Official Journal of the Human Behavior and Human Society and Science Daily via io9]
- Maoists Make India Kneel Again [Siddharth Srivastava on Asia Sentinel]
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